Sirius, flirting: If global warming was a person, it’d be you.
Remus: What, worsening day by day while being simultaneously ignored by millions of people for the sake of their own happiness and peace?
Sirius: um.. I-I was gonna say hot- but uh…
cards against humanity night is a weekly event in gryffindor tower
they have a running score. ginny was the reigning champion. but colin creevey surprised everyone by rocketing up the league tables
“They were words that resembled stars”
— J.M.G. Le Clézio, from The Giants (Jonathan Cape, London, 1975)
Let’s take a minute of silence for those books we know we love, but can’t remember much.
Me: If you want to know me u should first know that i rarely make sense
*The camera pans to the mystery man crying in my closet*
Me: this isn’t important
It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn
power move
Update: the someone is my father
does he have a flashlight
“dad did you have a flashlight?”
“no”
“how did you see?”
“moon.”
sounds like a dad to me
He and the tornado lawnmower guy should start a club
